I just got back from the blog party, so now I feel compelled to post to the site. The pressure is definitely on.
Saturday, July 27, 2002
My dad woke me up this morning, and he even had to nerve to go through the whole, "Did I wake you up?" "No Dad." "Now be honest..." "Fine, sure thing...I'm awaaaaake now." Anywho, since when did it become kosher to wake someone up at 8:37 am to talk about mutual funds? The downward-spiraling Nasdaq must surely be behind this madness...
Thursday, July 25, 2002
So, I've figured out that the only job for which I'm truly qualified, education and otherwise, is a park ranger. And I think I could probably be good at it, stomping around the woods in a goofy hat and government-issue polyester pants. The one thing holding me back is the mandatory law enforcement training, and guns and I don't mix, totally oil and water. I'm good with a slugger...maybe the National Park Service will make an exception to the rule...
